I needed a bathroom immediately. I grabbed my glass and acted like I was going to grab another glass of water. I searched his massive condo for another bathroom, There has to be another one! Look at the size of this place! Please don’t make me throw up in the on-suite where he can hear me….Oh god…it’s coming….. … More Two Pairs of Sheets and a Blood Bath
It was beautiful. It was relaxing and exactly what I needed. I didn’t feel like talking, and kayaking was the PERFECT activity to do on a date when you aren’t sure if you like someone. … More The Perfect Date if you Aren’t Interested in Talking
I was a complete anomaly, and no one wanted to be by the pool while I was bathing in my skimpy bikinis, especially the older ladies. 2 days in a row I had the entire pool area to myself all afternoon. … More Blue Hairs in Exchange for Tinder
Hold up. Let me get this straight. Despite me saying that I want to slow down, you are willing to take me to a Garth Brooks concert for free, I can get drunk and then you’ll drive afterward? FUCK YA!! … More Being Your Girlfriend for Garth Brooks
About 10 minutes later I got a text from the same number saying “Shit! I pocket dialed you!” It was Brian’s number. … More The Voicemail to End All Voicemails
The reason I decided to go out with him anyways, was because there was a picture of him, shirtless under a waterfall in what can only be described as a “I’m just casually washing my hair” pose. … More Dating 6 Guys in 6 Days: Part 3
I had told him I also ran (naturally) so spent the entire dinner sucking in my gut and talked about my recent sports injury (I hurt my shoulder playing baseball last summer….not really an injury) … More Dating 6 Guys in 6 Days: Part 2
I actually wanted to talk to this guy because his name was Tinder, and I thought it would eliminate a lot of the confusion I’ve been having. … More Dating 6 Guys in 6 Days: Part 1
Observations I’ve made so far about Tinder Boys:
They love going to the gym
They especially love going to the gym shirtless and taking selfies in the mirrors in front of the bench press … More Holy Tinder Batman!
I don’t know what the heck I clicked on but after that, every time I logged out of Tinder and logged back in, my profile would default to pictures of my cheating Chef ex-boyfriend. … More Joining Tinder – You’d Think It Would Be Easy
